A fellow bought a new car that set him back a bundle. Two
days later, he went back to the dealer complaining that the
radio wasn’t working. “Mister,” said the sales manager, “the
radio is automated. All you need to do is tell it what you
want to listen to and you will hear exactly that.”
He looked at the radio and said, “Nelson.” The radio
responded, “Ricky or Willie?” The fellow was amazed. If he
wanted Beethoven, that’s what he got. If he wanted Nat King
Cole, he got it. Soon he was driving while listening to the
sounds of “I’m On The Road Again.” Just then he spotted
an oncoming car speeding toward him. He swerved, narrowly
missing the oncoming car.
“Jerk” he muttered.
And from the radio came this, “Ladies and Gentlemen, the
President of the United States.”
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About Dr. Mike Harmon
Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary.
He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published.
He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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