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The Assembly Line Doctor’s Office |
More and more doctors are running their practices like an
assembly lines. One fella walked into a doctor’s office and
the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, “Shingles.”
So she took down his name, address, medical insurance
number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out and asked him
what he had. He said, “Shingles.” So she took down his
height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to
wait in the examining room.
A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had.
He said, “Shingles.” So she gave him a blood test, a blood
pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told him to take off all
his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had.
He said, “Shingles.”
The doctor said, “Where?”
He said, “Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?”
THE WALL: a blog of Baptist Voice Ministries 