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The Ultimate Survivor Show
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A major network is planning the show “Survivor 2” this winter. In
response, Texas is planning “Survivor, Texas Style”.
The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin,
San Antonio, down to Houston and Brownsville. They will proceed
up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, up to
Lubbock and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene and
on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads,
“I’m gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I’m here to confiscate your guns.”
The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.
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About Dr. Mike Harmon
Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary.
He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published.
He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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