GRIN AND SHARE IT: “A Few Quickies”

A Few Quickies

The Lord’s Prayer

A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord’s Prayer at
a church service:

“And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who
passed trash against us.”

Dad’s Sermon

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.

“How do you know what to say?” he asked.

“Why, God tells me.”

“Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?”


A little girl became restless as the preacher’s sermon
dragged on and on.

Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered,
“Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?”

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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