A man and his wife were awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning
by a loud pounding on the door. The man got up and went to the
door where an inebriated stranger was standing in pouring rain,
asking for a push.
“Not a chance” said the husband – “It’s three o’clock in the morning!”
He slammed the door and returned to bed.
“Who was it?” asked his wife.
“Just a drunken stranger asking for a push.”
“Did you help him?” she asked.
“No, I didn’t – it’s three in the morning and raining cats and dogs
“Well you’ve got a short memory,” said the wife. “Can’t you remember
about three months ago when we broke down on vacation and those
two guys helped us? I think you should help him.”
The man did as she suggested. He got dressed and went out into the
pounding rain. He called out in the darkness, “Hello are you still there?”
“Yes,” came the answer.
“Do you still want a push?”
“Yes, please!” came the reply.
“Where are you?” asked the husband.
“Over here on the swing,” the drunk replied.
About Dr. Mike Harmon
Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary.
He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published.
He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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