|Picking Up a Priest|
There is a truck driver driving along, and he stops and picks up a
priest to give him a ride.
He’s driving down the highway and he sees a lawyer along the side
of the road and things, “Hot! A lawyer that I could run over!” So he
speeds up and heads straight for him.
At the last second he remembers the priest with him. So he swerves
real quick to miss him, but still hears a thump. He looks behind, no
sign of the lawyer.
He says to the priest “Wow, that was a close one, I almost hit that
The priest then replies “That’s ok son, I got him with my door.”