|Just Follow the Directions|
The following are actual instructions found on the named items:
ON HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS: Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP: Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX: Fits one head.
ON TESCO’S TIRIMISU DESERT: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the
bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING: Product will be hot after heating
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: Do not Iron clothes on body
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE: Do not drive car or operate
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID): Warning: may cause drowsiness
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out of children
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: For indoor or
outdoor use only.
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR: Not to be used for the other use
ON SAINSBURY’S PEANUTS: Warning: contains nuts
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS: Instructions: open packet,
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.