|Two Elderly Women|
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car,
neither could barely see over the dashboard. As they
were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The
stoplight was red but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I
must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went
through a red light.”
After a few more minutes they came to another
intersection, the light was red, and again they went
This time, the passenger was almost sure that the
light had been red, but was also concerned that she
might be seeing things. She was getting nervous and
decided to pay very close attention.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was
definitely red and they went right through it. She
turned to the other woman and said, “Mildred! Did you
know we just ran through three red lights in a row?
You could have killed us.”
Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh No! Am I driving?”