GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Two Elderly Women”

Two Elderly Women

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car,
neither could barely see over the dashboard. As they
were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The
stoplight was red but they just went on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I
must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went
through a red light.”

After a few more minutes they came to another
intersection, the light was red, and again they went
right through.

This time, the passenger was almost sure that the
light had been red, but was also concerned that she
might be seeing things. She was getting nervous and
decided to pay very close attention.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was
definitely red and they went right through it. She
turned to the other woman and said, “Mildred! Did you
know we just ran through three red lights in a row?
You could have killed us.”

Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh No! Am I driving?”

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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