|A Brand New You|
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death
experience. Seeing God, she asked “Is my time up?”
God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8
days to live.”
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
have a facelift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so
much more time to live, shefigured she might as well make
the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said
I had another 40 years?”
God replied, “I didn’t recognize you.”