A pregnant woman is in a car accident and falls into deep
coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees
that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the
doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, ” Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl.

The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.”

The woman thinks to herself, ” Oh no, not my brother, he’s an
idiot!” Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, ” Well,
what’s the girl’s name?”

Denise,” says the doctor.

The new mother thinks, ” Wow, that’s not a bad name. I guess
I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!”

Then she asks the doctor, ” What’s the boy’s name?”

The doctor replies, ” Denephew.”

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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