GRIN AND SHARE IT: “I’m a Senior Citizen”


–I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts ’till 8 P.M..

–I’m very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.

–I’m usually interested in going home before I get to where
I’m going.

–I’m good on a trip for at least an hour without my
aspirin/antacid.

–I’m the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

–I’m awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

–I’m smiling all the time because I can’t hear a word you’re
saying.

–I’m very good at telling stories… over and over and over
and over.

–I’m aware that other people’s grandchildren are not as
bright as mine.

–I’m so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care,
dental care.

–I’m not grouchy, I just don’t like traffic, waiting, children,
politicians….

–I’m positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired.

–I’m sure everything I can’t find is in a secure place.

–I’m wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that’s just my left leg.

–I’m having trouble remembering simple words like….uh….

–I’m realizing that aging is not for sissies.

–I’m walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.

–I’m sure they are making adults much younger these days.

–I’m in the *initial* state of my golden years: SS, CD’s, IRA’s, AARP.

–I’m a walking storeroom of facts…I’ve just lost the storeroom.

–Do I have Alzheimer’s? I don’t remember. But, I’m happy, I think.

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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