GRIN AND SHARE IT: “The Impatient Holiday Shopper”

An impatient woman was waiting in the check-out line
at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop
and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions
and nasty tone, it was obvious she was unhappy about
the speed of service.

When the cashier called for a price check on a box of
soap, the woman remarked indignantly, “Well, I’ll be
lucky to get out of here and home before Christmas!”

“Don’t worry, ma’am,” replied the clerk. “With that
wind kicking up out there and that brand new broom you
have there, you’ll be home in no time.

About Dr. Mike Harmon

Dr. Harmon began preaching at the age of 15 while living in southern California. He has conducted over 600 revivals and evangelistic campaigns nationwide, and has served as Senior Pastor at seven churches. Dr. Harmon has degrees from Central Baptist College, the University of Central Arkansas, and a Ph.D. From the Christian Bible College and Seminary. He has served as trustee for Southeastern Baptist College and Chairman of the trustees for the BMA Theological Seminary. He also served as Chaplain for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, the Arkansas State Police and the Arkansas State Senate. His many sermons and articles on Christian Apologetics are widely published. He is married to one wife of 43 years; has two sons, and seven grandchildren. He considers the simple pleasures of cooking, dining with family and friends, and liesurely rides on his Harley through the Texas Hill Country to be some of the most enjoyable blessings from the Lord.
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