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The Lawyer The crime boss and his attorney meet with his accountant. “Where’s the $3 million you embezzled from me?” demands the gangster. The accountant is silent. “Where’s my $3 million?” the crime boss shouts. The lawyer explains, “Sir, the … Continue reading →

Long Arm of the Law A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried a creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail … Continue reading →

The Death Certificate In a murder trial, the defense attorneywas cross-examining a pathologist. Here`s what happened: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse? Coroner: No. Attorney: Did you listen to the heart? Coroner: No. Attorney: … Continue reading →

Three Wishes One day, a man was walking along the beach and came across an odd looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a Genie actually appeared. “For releasing me from … Continue reading →

Do You Know Me? A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial — a grand motherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, … Continue reading →

Don’t Look Now… A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick. … Continue reading →

Get Some Therapy After a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a man and his wife decide that the only way to save their marriage is to try therapy. When they arrived at the therapist’s office, the therapist … Continue reading →

A Stranger In the Night A man and his wife were awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man got up and went to the door where an inebriated stranger was standing … Continue reading →

Lunch The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude … Continue reading →

Sarah and a Friend on the Street Sarah and a friend were walking down the street. Sarah noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, “Hmmm, … Continue reading →