GRIN AND SHARE IT: FB Friend Dixie Freeze Sent This To Me


Brother Mike I though you mite like this, it’s cute…

Ted was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary & his wife was angry. She said, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds & IT BETTER BE THERE!” When she woke up, she looked out the window & sure enough there was a box in the middle of the driveway. She ran outside to open it & inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. Ted has been missing since Friday!!!
Blessings!!!

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: Dead Pastors


Dead Pastors

Two Baptist ministers met in the after life.

One said, “Isn’t heaven wonderful after pastoring Baptist Churches?

The other said, “This isn’t heaven!”

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: Free Hair Cuts


Free Hair Cuts

In a small town there was a Catholic priest, Jewish rabbi and Bapist minister.

One day the priest went to get a hair cut. After the barber cut his hair the priest wanted to pay him. The barber said, “Oh no, I will not accept any money from a man of God.” So the next day when the barber went to open his shop he saw a loaf of bread with a thank you note.

That day the rabbi came for a hair cut. Again the barber said, “Oh no, I will not accept any money from a man of God.” So the next day the barber went to open his shop and found a bottle of wine and a thank you note.

That day the Baptist minister came for his hair cut. Again the barber said, “Oh no, I will not accept any money from a man of God.”

The next day when the barber went to open his shop he found 10 other Baptist ministers with a thank you note.

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Grin and Share It: Three Pastors and a Drunk


Three Pastors and a Drunk

Three preachers were driving down the road when they missed a turn and went into the ditch. As they pulled themselves together, a drunk pulled up and asked if they were all right.

“Oh, yes, Jesus is with us,” one replied.

The drunk thought that over for a minute. “Well, you’d better let him get in with me, you’re going to kill him!”

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Science Teaches Creation


There is a big debate going on in Texas about including creationism in public school textbooks.  It seems that those opposed to this are afraid it may eclipse  the theory of evolution.  If a person is unable to defend his belief, he usually attacks those who disagree rather than the reasons for a conflicting point of view.  This is being done.  It is typical for those who reject creationism to assume a role of superior intelligence.  The liberal media embraces these self-appointed authorities while projecting people who believe God created the universe as being uneducated and ignorant.  I have earned four degrees from two collages, one university and a Ph.D. from a seminary.  I have done on-campus, post graduate study at Harvard Divinity School.  I probably have as much education as the critics of creationism and I believe that God created the universe!

Science teaches creation.  There are basically three options to explain the existence of the universe:

1. THE UNIVERSE CREATED ITSELF
This can not be true because it violates the first law of logic:  The law of non-contradiction.
A premise can not contradict itself.  For example: “This sentence is false.”  For it to be true it must be false; if it is false, it is true.  It self implodes.  The universe would have had to be in existence to create itself.  This is void of logic and is not logical. It is false.

2. THE UNIVERSE IS ETERNAL
This has proven to be untrue scientifically.  The first law of thermodynamics states that there is no new energy being created.  The second law of thermodynamics states that the energy that now exists is becoming less potent and loosing it’s condensed power.  This is called entropy. The sun is burning out.  Park a new automobile in the woods and in time it will rust and disintegrate.  Sense the universe is unwinding, there had to be a time when it was wound-up.  A time when it all started.
If there were an infinite number days, today would not have come.  Today has come and is passing; therefore, there can not be an infinite number of days.

3. THE UNIVERSE WAS CREATED
Sense the universe did not create itself and is not eternal, the only logical option left is that it was created.  Some refer to this as intelligent design.  Of course, if the universe is the product of intelligent design, there has to be and intelligent designer.  There is. . .He is God.

To believe that nothing times no-one  equals everything takes more more blind, ignorant faith than a thinking person can muster!

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Audio Minute Message: The Bible


Your 60-second daily spiritual vitamin:

Podcast: The Bible

– Dr. Mike Harmon

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Audio Minute Message: Smile


Your daily 60-second spiritual vitamin:

Podcast:  Smile

Dr. Mike Harmon

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Audio Minute Message: Jesus Christ


Your daily 60-second spiritual vitamin:

Podcast: Jesus Christ

– Dr. Mike Harmon

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Audio Minute Message: Worry


Today’s 60-second spiritual vitamin:

Podcast: Worry

– Dr. Mike Harmon

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: Know what you are eating!


I have traveled to Brazil on 11 different occasions to preach in evangelistic meetings at local Baptist Churches.  My dear friend, the late Dr. Alan Henson, interpreted for me.  He was the son of a missionary to Brazil and could speak Portuguese fluently.

On each trip we would spend the final night in Rio to rest and purchase gifts for our wives and family.  One morning I was hungry, but could not find Alan.  I thought that I didn’t need him to go with me to have lunch.

Not far from our Hotel on the Copacabana I entered a small restaurant.  I was the only person in the building that spoke English.  The menu was in Portuguese.  I finally simply pointed at something on the menu.

In a few minuets the waitress brought my meal.  The meat was dark, like duck.  I called the waitress over to the table and said, “Quack, Quack?”  She quickly said, “No. No.  Bow Wow, Bow Wow!”

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