Category Archives: Grin and Share It

Sarah and the Coke Machine Sarah was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a businessman coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little and … Continue reading →

Honest Drunk A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2lb. can of coffee, and a 1 … Continue reading →

Dietitian A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago: “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. … Continue reading →

The Mermaid One day three men are out having a relaxing day fishing, when suddenly they catch a mermaid. After hauling the mermaid up in a net, she promises that if the men set her free, in return she will … Continue reading →

I Descend Into Hell A college drama group presented a play in which one character would stand on a trap door and announce, “I descend into hell!” A stagehand below would then pull a rope, the trapdoor would open, and … Continue reading →

Jennifer Smith “I’d like the number for Jennifer Smith in Richmond, Virginia,” the young man said to the 411 operator. “There are multiple listings for Jennifer Smith in Richmond, Virginia,” the operator said. “Do you have a street name?” The … Continue reading →

Everything Is Big in Texas There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything … Continue reading →

The Bicycle Rider A man was attempting to ride his bicycle from Phoenix to the Grand Canyon. He made it across the desert without incident, but when he reached the mountains, the steep grade wore him down. So, he decides … Continue reading →

A Stranger In the Night A man and his wife were awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man got up and went to the door where an inebriated stranger was standing … Continue reading →

A Lonely Frog A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The … Continue reading →