Category Archives: Grin and Share It

The Tate Family How many members of the Tate family belong to your church? There is old man Dic Tate, who wants to run everything, while Uncle Ro Tate tries to change everything. Their sister-in-law Agi Tate stirs up plenty … Continue reading →

The Water Pistol When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, … Continue reading →

Take a Milk Bath A lady went into the grocery and asked for fifty gallons of milk. The clerk, amazed, asked her what she was going to do with that much milk. “I have a skin problem and the Doctor … Continue reading →

The Efficiency Expert The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. You don’t want to try these techniques at home: “Why not?” asked somebody from the audience. “I watched my wife’s routine at breakfast for years,” the … Continue reading →

A Rose By Any Other Name… A guy was invited to some old friends’ home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. He was impressed … Continue reading →

The Dying Wish A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bed side and handed each of them an envelop containing $25,000 in cash. He made them each promise that after his death and during his repose, … Continue reading →

Quarterback Sneak – Church members quietly leaving during the invitation. Draw Play – What many children do with the bulletin during worship. Halftime – The period between Sunday School and worship when many choose to leave. Benchwarmer – Those who … Continue reading →

Can You Dig It? There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole, he would dig, dig, dig, the other would come behind him and fill the hole, fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously. … Continue reading →

Don’t Bet on It! This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. He asks, … Continue reading →

The Big Game Hunter So the big game hunter gets talked into taking both his wife AND her mother along on one of his expeditions. It does not go well. The mother-in-law is, if anything, harder to get along with … Continue reading →