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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Oh Nuts!”


Oh Nuts! Two boy scouts went on a nature hike in the hills picking hickory nuts. Along the way, they filled their small pails and then started to fill their pockets and shirts. When they could hold no more nuts, … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “I Pledge”


I Pledge The crumbling, old church building needed re-modeling, so the preacher made an impassioned appeal, looking directly at the richest man in town. At the end of the message, the rich man stood up and announced, “Pastor, I will … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “The Improvising Nuns”


The Improvising Nuns A couple of nuns, who worked as nurses, had gone out to the country to minister to an outpatient. On the way back home they ran out of gas. They were standing beside their car on the … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Gladys”


Gladys There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday. The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep. After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very sleepy looking … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “We No Longer Need You”


We No Longer Need You One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. They picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “The Elderly Wedding”


The Elderly Wedding Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “The Miser”


The Miser There was a man who worked and worked and saved all his money. Never spending any of it, just saving it. He loved money. He was a miser and he worshipped his cash. For years he kept telling … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “The Jerk”


The Jerk! Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Senior Citizens”


Senior Citizens At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains. “My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one. “I know what … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “A Stranger In the Night”


A Stranger In the Night A man and his wife were awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man got up and went to the door where an inebriated stranger was standing … Continue reading

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