Category Archives: Grin and Share It

The church choir was putting on a car wash to raise money to pay their expenses for a special trip. They made a large sign, CAR WASH FOR CHOIR TRIP, and on the given Saturday business was very good. But … Continue reading →

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn’t find a space with a meter. So he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: “I have … Continue reading →

There were three country churches in a small Texas town: thePresbyterian church, the Methodist church and the Baptistchurch. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian church called a meeting to decidewhat to do about the squirrels. … Continue reading →

An impatient woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions and nasty tone, it was obvious she was unhappy about the … Continue reading →

There was a church where the preacher and the song leader were not getting along. This began to spill over into the worship service. One week the preacher preached on commitment, and how we should dedicate ourselves to service. The … Continue reading →

There were two blondes who went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, “I’m chopping down the … Continue reading →

A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the pastor asked the man where he had gone. … Continue reading →

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, “What’s wrong, Adam?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God thought for a minute and then said that He was going to … Continue reading →

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is … Continue reading →

There was a little old cleaning woman that went to the local church. When the invitation was given at the end of the service, she went forward wanting to become a member. The pastor listened as she told him how … Continue reading →