Category Archives: Grin and Share It

Things to Ponder Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? * How do a fool and his money GET together? * How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes? * How is it that a building burns … Continue reading →

Did You See It? This old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asks Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes,” said Sam , “I saw him plainly take the goods.” The lawyer … Continue reading →

Elementary, My Dear Watson Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged … Continue reading →

Just Follow the Directions The following are actual instructions found on the named items: ON HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS: Do not use while sleeping. ON A BAG OF FRITOS: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. ON A BAR … Continue reading →

Easy vs. Hard Why is it so hard to tell the truth but Yet so easy to tell a lie? Why are we so sleepy in church but Right when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up? Why is … Continue reading →

The Thunder Storm When a mother saw a thunderstorm forming in mid-afternoon, she worried about her seven-year-old daughter who would be walking the three blocks from school to home. Deciding to meet her, the mother saw her walking nonchalantly along, … Continue reading →

Only in America Only in America… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… * Only in America…are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink… * Only in America…do people order double cheese burgers, … Continue reading →

The Kindness of a Lawyer One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to … Continue reading →

Court Stupidity Q. What is your date of birth? A. July fifteenth. Q. What year? A. Every year. Q. What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A. Gucci sweats and Reeboks. Q. This myasthenia gravis, does … Continue reading →

Picking Up a Priest There is a truck driver driving along, and he stops and picks up a priest to give him a ride. He’s driving down the highway and he sees a lawyer along the side of the road … Continue reading →