Category Archives: Grin and Share It

Sarah and the Diet Sarah is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I … Continue reading →

The Elderly Wedding Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go … Continue reading →

Childbirth It was late at night and Alison, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3 year old daughter, Katelyn. When Alison started to go into labor, she called “911.” Due to a power outage at … Continue reading →

Pancake Breakfast A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. “If Jesus were sitting here, … Continue reading →

Some Uninteresting But Totally Useless Information  1. Debra Winger was the voice of E.T. 2. Pearls melt in vinegar 3. It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year’s supply of footballs. 4. Thirty-five percent … Continue reading →

I PRAY FOR… Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs, “I PRAY … Continue reading →

Rocket Scientists Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of … Continue reading →

A Few Quickies The Lord’s Prayer A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord’s Prayer at a church service: “And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us.” Dad’s Sermon A boy was watching his … Continue reading →

The Smith Family Tree The Smith’s were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards. They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their … Continue reading →

The KGB The phone rings at KGB headquarters. “Hello?” “Hello, is this KGB?” “Yes. What do you want?” “I’m calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as an enemy of the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his firewood.” … Continue reading →