Category Archives: Grin and Share It

Are You Bragging, Mr. Texan? A Texan was visiting a Maine farmer (“fahmah”). The Texas rancher was boasting to his host about the size of his spread: “I can get into my pickup truck and drive all day and still … Continue reading →

Maybe It Isn’t a Baby? A woman gets on a bus holding her baby. “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen,” says the bus driver. In a huff, the woman slams her fare into the box and takes an aisle … Continue reading →

Two Hunters Two hunters from New Jersey are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing. The other whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency servcices. He gasps … Continue reading →

The Farmer and the Divorce A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?” The farmer said, “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce’s.” The attorney said, … Continue reading →

The Blonde Bowling Team Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde … Continue reading →

Suspicious Women Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands…. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You’re running around with other women,” she told her mate. “Eve, honey, you’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. … Continue reading →

Blue Necks Blue Necks are Northerners — the opposite of Rednecks. Because of Redneck jokes, here are some takes on how Southern folks look at Northerners (or how Northerners sometimes think of themselves;) YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK … Continue reading →

The Aspiring Psychiatrists The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish some parameters,” said the professor, to the student from Arkansas, “What is the opposite of joy?” “Sadness,” said the student. “And the opposite … Continue reading →

Elvis’ Senior Citizen Song Are you lonesome tonight, does your tummy feel tight? Did you bring your Mylanta and Tums? Does your memory stray, to that bright sunny day… When you had all your teeth and your gums? Is your … Continue reading →

Juggling A Ticket An Alexander County Deputy pulled a car over on I-57 about 2 miles north of the Missouri state line. When the Deputy asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician … Continue reading →