Category Archives: Grin and Share It

A duck walked into a pharmacy He asked the pharmacist “Do you have any grapes?” “No, but the grocery store two blocks down sells grapes.” he replied. The next day, the same duck walked into the same pharmacy and asked … Continue reading →

Bump…Bump…Bump… A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP… BUMP… BUMP… behind him. Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of … Continue reading →

Cheap Perfume After being away on business, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. “That’s a bit much,” … Continue reading →

Mexican Jews Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “Are there any Jews in Mexico?” “I don’t know,” Sid replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?” When the waiter came by, Al … Continue reading →

The Gators While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, … Continue reading →

Odd Signs From England Sign in a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT. * Sign in a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS * In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK … Continue reading →

The Aspiring Psychiatrists The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish some parameters,” said the professor, to the student from Arkansas, “What is the opposite of joy?” “Sadness,” said the student. “And the opposite … Continue reading →

Things You’s Like to Say at Work But Can’t Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. * If I throw a stick, will you leave? * You! . . . Off my planet! * Does your train of thought … Continue reading →

The Stop Sign A police officer pulled over a red Porsche after it had run a stop sign, “May I see your driver’s license and registration please?” “What’s the problem, officer?” snapped the motorist. “Your just ran the stop sign … Continue reading →

Montana Grizzly Bear Notice In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field. … Continue reading →