Category Archives: Grin and Share It

I’m a Senior Citizen –I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts ’till 8 P.M.. –I’m very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. –I’m usually interested in going home before I get to where I’m going. –I’m … Continue reading →

The Cowboy Without a Horse A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his … Continue reading →

I Didn’t Do It One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all … Continue reading →

Three Friends Go to Heaven After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question: “When you are in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what … Continue reading →

The Ultimate Survivor Show A major network is planning the show “Survivor 2” this winter. In response, Texas is planning “Survivor, Texas Style”. The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, down to Houston and Brownsville. … Continue reading →

Church Football Quarterback Sneak – Church members quietly leaving during the invitation. Draw Play – What many children do with the bulletin during worship. Halftime – The period between Sunday School and worship when many choose to leave. Benchwarmer – … Continue reading →

The Assembly Line Doctor’s Office More and more doctors are running their practices like an assembly lines. One fella walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, “Shingles.” So she took down his … Continue reading →

50th Anniversary While enjoying an Early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona café, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather to how things used to be in the “good old days.” Eventually the conversation moved on … Continue reading →

Two Elderly Ladies There was two elderly ladies that had been meeting every morning on a park bench for several months. One day one of them said to the other one. I am shamed to say I can t remember … Continue reading →

The Backseat Driver A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place…. The man says, “What’s the problem officer?” Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.” Man: … Continue reading →