Category Archives: Grin and Share It

Lunar Message When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, they did some astronaut training on a Navajo Indian reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep and came across the space crew. The old man, … Continue reading →

Horseback Riding A guy decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, … Continue reading →

Exercise My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now & we don’t know where she is! I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you … Continue reading →

Be Careful or You Might Get What You Ask For A couple had been married for 25 years and also celebrated their birthdays on the same date. During their 60th birthday celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they … Continue reading →

Cards That Hallmark Won’t Be Using FRONT: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am INSIDE: That you’re not here to ruin it for me. FRONT: Congratulations on your promotion. INSIDE: Before you go though, would … Continue reading →

Everyone’s Against Me A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. “How did you know I was speeding?” the frustrated driver asked. … Continue reading →

The Armed Services One reason the Armed Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the same language. For example, if you told Navy personnel to “secure a building,” they would turn off the lights and lock the … Continue reading →

The Cowboy Without a Horse A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his … Continue reading →

The Birthday Wish A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?” She said, “I’d love to be ten again.” On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they … Continue reading →

Answering Machine Messages “Hi! John’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.” “Hello, this is Sally’s microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with … Continue reading →