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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “A Christian Pet”


This Christian couple felt it important to own an equally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Sarah and the Dude Ranch”


Sarah went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle. Sarah asked what the difference was. “Well, one has a horn and the other doesn’t.” “Just get the … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “I’m a Senior Citizen”


–I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts ’till 8 P.M.. –I’m very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. –I’m usually interested in going home before I get to where I’m going. –I’m good on a trip … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Terrorist”


A public school teacher was arrested at Heathrow Airport today for attempting to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al Gebra movement. … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “The Twelve Days of Thanksgiving”


The Twelve Days of Thankgiving On the First Day….. We give thanks for the fresh turkey feast and its hot trimmings. On the Second Day….. We bless the cold turkey sandwiches, slushy cranberry sauce, and hard rolls. On the Third … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Whew!”


Whew! A pregnant woman is in a car accident and falls into deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “A Brand New You”


A Brand New You A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Everything Is Big in Texas”


Everything Is Big in Texas There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Two Elderly Women”


Two Elderly Women Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Pig Toes”


Pig Toes In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her piece. One of the old … Continue reading

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