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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Goodbye Mother”


Goodbye Mother A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “A Bad Day”


A Bad Day This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink. He’s been sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “The Flagpole”


The Flagpole A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So, they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures. Soon, they’re falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures… the … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “A Letter for Ann Landers”


A Letter for Ann Landers I have a problem concerning my girlfriend, whom I wish to marry. I have two brothers; one is a musician, the other was recently executed by electric chair for murder. My mother died from suicide … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Exercises for the 21st Century”


Exercises for the New Century Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should do it daily, but my body doesn’t want me to do too much, so I have worked out this program of strenuous activities that … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “The Movie”


The Movie A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The man groaned but didn’t … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “The Ultimate Survivor Show”


The Ultimate Survivor Show A major network is planning the show “Survivor 2” this winter. In response, Texas is planning “Survivor, Texas Style”. The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, down to Houston and Brownsville. … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “The Taxi Driver”


The Taxi Driver A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window. … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Psychic Police”


Psychic Police Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and “WHACK”, the trooper smacks … Continue reading

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GRIN AND SHARE IT: “Doilies”


Doilies As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband’s ranch near Snowflake. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it. For 50 years … Continue reading

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